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In a large game with a group of 13-16yo youth:

Captain (to first officer): "Your job is to make sure those fighter pilots do what they're told and don't get off the ship until I say so."
First officer (to very inattentive fighter pilot table): "The next one of you that launches before you're told is getting your mouse unplugged!"

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Captain: "Forward steady, watch out for obstacles."
Helm (newish): "Encountering giant space meatballs."
Captain: "Those are asteroids. Go around them."
Helm: "They look like meatballs" (hits one) "Oh, but they're hard like rocks!"
Captain: "Shields up you meatfaces!"

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After an exciting against the odds game where a desperate captain in a crippled ship successfully lured the last enemy fleet directly into a black hole with taunts and unexpected warp jumps. Crew member: "That was totally Captain Kirk of you!"
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Those are priceless!
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No printable quotes, but most every crew in their first time with a Jump Drive.
Capt sez something like plot a course to that fleet
Sci - bearing XX, distance YY {dead smack in the middle}
Helm - jump set and confirmed.
enemy fleet - LOOK!  An easy kill we can ALL gang up on! 
  --  BOOM!

 



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From a recent training session, new crew on Engineering and Weapons. I'm at helm.  We've just docked at the last starbase in the sector to refuel, restock, and replenish our DamCom teams, the poor bastards.  It's been tough, but successful so far.

Captain: Weapons, convert energy to torps.
Weapons: Oh sh*t I fired the nuke.
Captain: ...
Engineering: ... is that...
Me: You did what?

Starbase & Ship: BOOM

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