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Arrew

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Everyone aboard the USN Nike will know what I'm talking about...

My chance for fame and renown was denied by my commanding officer. I almost became the first COMMs officer to destroy an enemy with an unarmed Bulk Cargo ship... with a little help of a black hole.

Being the Comms officer I contacted the Cargo ships Captain and he said he was cool with the suicide mission, TOTALLY COOL with it.

But my CO stepped in and robbed this noble Cargo Captain of a valiant and heroic death.

Fine. Fine! But you can't keep the Captain of Cargo Ship V52 from the fight. He doesn't need no weapons.


I should say that the USN is a role play guild/group. As a part of that we play "Simulations". Kind of like military exorcises on computers. I wouldn't sacrifice a civilian ship in a real Non-Simulation game. We have a pretty extensive amount of RP documents that we're working on including regulations and general orders and I think doing that is against G.O. number one. So no  Freight Captains were harmed in the making of this story... 

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Ensign, you know perfectly well that sacrificing lives for your personal glory is against regulations unless they are faceless redshirts. In which case it's still frowned upon: it's better to blame them for your screw-ups.
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Red shirt? He is a dirty cargo jockey... he cant afford a shirt!
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Hey, at least you could have given him one before sending him to his death. You know, to identify the corpse easier.
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Was a black hole. If he ever came out he'd be smaller than a flee's testicle anyhow. Ever seen a flee's testicle with a T-shirt? Looks ridiculous.  [wink]
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I did, once, but it was a gigant fly that went straight to my face, so I tried to shoot it. It turned out to be the pet of some Torgoth diplomat. He was quite angry at me. Believe me, insects wearing clothes on their genitalia are scary.
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Yeah, it's the Torgoth smell... It attracts flies... I believe the makers of Artemis are releasing a cologne based on the odour, "a scent of Torgoth", should be out in time for Christmas.
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<SLOW CLAP>

BigEd... Legend... <LOL>
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Like the Torgoth musk...may need some. 
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